What Would Jesus Hang?

As Andrew and I were pondering some items to submit for publication, I asked aloud, “What would someone’s grandmother want to hang in her house? Just then Andrew ask, “Well, the real question is, ‘What Would Jesus Hang?'”

“That is a good question.” as I snort while trying to enjoy my evening wine. “I do know he wouldn’t want that damn crucifix hanging on his wall! I can imagine getting the heebie jeebies seeing myself being tortured everytime I turned the corner.”

“Is this the thanks I deserve for hanging on the cross for you for 3 days?” Andrew replied as Christ.

“He’s got nothing on his mother!” I said. “I carried you in my womb for 9 months!

Then we recalled the joke recently heard that went like this:
Where would God go for vacation?
Well, he wouldn’t go back to Earth, that’s for sure. “I went to Earth 2000 years ago, knocked up some Jewish broad and they haven’t stopped talking about it since!”

One thought on “What Would Jesus Hang?

  1. Jeanne Rhea says:

    Leave it up to you and Andrew to think of this! I would have never thought to ask that question. You could write a book—spoof on all kinds of things like this. What would Jesus have in his medicine cabinet? What would Jesus keep in his pantry? I’m sure he would not be worried about his name-brand clothing or WWJD on his T-shirts.

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